【摩門之書】Joseph Smith American Moses美國摩西

AFRICAN WOMAN
And now we wish to honor you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses
現在，我們希望獻給你Joseph Smith的故事，美國的摩西

MORMON LEADER
Well this is very good; praise Christ
很好，讚揚主

CHORUS
Moooormon
摩~門~

AFRICAN WOMAN
I'm going to take you back in time (Mormon)
To the United States, 1823 (Mormon)
A small and odd village called Upstate New York (Upstate)
There was disease and famine (so sick)
But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
His name..... was Joseph Smith
我將帶你回到美國的1823年

一個小又奇怪的村莊，北紐約

那裡有疾病和饑荒(病懨懨)

但是那也住著一個會改變一切的農夫

他的名字就是Joseph Smith

CHORUS
Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya Joseph Smith, American Moses
Praise be to Joseph, American prophet man
Joseph Smith，美國先知

JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Aye my name is Joseph Smith and I am going to fuck this baby
(非洲土著)我的名字是Joseph Smith，我要來幹這個嬰兒

MORMON LEADER
What!?
啥!?

CHORUS
No no Joseph, don't fuck the baby.
Joseph Smith, don't fuck the baby.
不不，Joseph別幹這個嬰兒

Joseph Smith，別幹這個嬰兒

AFRICAN WOMAN
Suddenly the clouds parted and Joseph Smith was visited by God
突然間雲朵散去，然後上帝來到Joseph Smith面前

GOD (AFRICAN MAN)
Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby
I will get rid of your AIDS, if you fuck this frog.
(非洲土著) Joseph別幹這個嬰兒

我會幫你治好愛滋，只要你幹這隻青蛙

CHORUS
Hiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya

AFRICAN WOMAN
Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave him and his AIDS went away.
Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the Starship Enterprise
Joseph Smith幹了那隻上帝給他的青蛙，他的愛滋被治好了

然後有個叫做Moroni的偉大巫師從星鑑企業號上傳送下來

MORONI (AFRICAN MAN)
Joseph Smith, your village is shit.
You shall lead the villagers to a new village
Take these fucking golden plates
Joseph Smith，你的村莊跟屎一樣

你要帶著村民去新的村莊

拿著這些他媽的金盤

AFRICAN WOMAN
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land.
Sal Tlay Ka Siti (Sal Tlay Ka Siti)
Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
而盤子上記載著到新土地的方向，伊安湖城(伊安湖城)

Joseph試圖說服村民們跟著他和金色盤子走

JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Liberation, equality, no more slavery for Upstate Mormon people
I got de golden plates (gold plates)
I'm gonna lead the people (we head West)
We gotta stick together (Mormons)
We gotta help each other (we're Mormons)
And so we climb the mountain (we head West)
And we cross the river (we head West)
And we fight the oppression (Mormons)
By being nice to everyone (we are Mormons)
要自由、要平等、為北紐約的摩門教廢除奴隸制

我拿到金盤了(金盤子)

我要帶領人們(向西行)

我們要同心其力(摩門教)

我們要相互扶持(我們是摩門教徒)

我們爬上高山(向西行)

我們度過溪河(向西行)

我們對抗打壓(摩門教)

靠的是與人和善(我們是摩門教徒)

BRIGHAM YOUNG (AFRICAN MAN)
Not so fast Mormons, you shall not pass my mountain
慢點摩門教徒，你們不能越過我的山

CHORUS
Down from the mountain look who comes the American warlord Brigham Young
看是美國軍閥Brigham Young下山來了

BRIGHAM YOUNG (AFRICAN MAN)
Yeeeeeeeeees. I am Brigham Young
I cut off my daughter's clitoris
That made God angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment
是，我是Brigham Young

我把女兒們的陰蒂都割掉

上帝因此生氣，為了懲罰把我的鼻子變成了陰蒂
CHORUS
Brigham Young, his nose was a clitoris
What will you do Joseph, will you fight the clitoris man
Brigham Young，鼻子長陰蒂

Joseph你要怎麼做，你是否會對抗那個陰蒂人

JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Not fight him, help him
不要與他對抗，幫助他

CHORUS
Ooooooohhhh
喔~

AFRICAN WOMAN
Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog
And rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit face
And behold Brigham was cuuuuuuured
Joseph Smith拿出他神奇的性交蛙

然後將其在Brigham Young的陰蒂臉上摩擦

然後注意了，Brigham痊癒了!

CHORUS
Joseph Smith magical AIDS frog
Brigham Young, frog on his clit face
Joseph Smith和神奇的愛滋蛙

Brigham Young，和他陰蒂臉上的青蛙

AFRICAN WOMAN
Brigham Young was so grateful, he decided to join the Mormons on their journey
Brigham Young感激萬分，他決定加入摩門和他們的旅途

JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Compassion, courtesy, let's be really fucking polite to everyone
I got de golden plates (gold plates)
I'm gonna lead the people (we head West)
We gotta stick together (Mormons)
有同情心、有禮儀，讓我們他媽的對所有人都很友善

我拿到金盤了(金盤子)

我要帶領人們(向西行)

我們要同心其力(摩門教)

AFRICAN WOMAN
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad
(Ooooooh)
After traveling for SO long, the Mormons ran out of fresh water
And become sick..... with dysentery
現在到了故事比較哀傷一點的部分(噢..)

經過長時間的旅途，摩門教徒用完了乾淨的水

然後他們得了痢疾
CHORUS
Mormon go to the water, water go to the cup
Cup go to the stomach, shit come out the butt
Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
Shit go down the stomach, shit come out the butt
摩門教去喝水，水進到杯子

杯水進去了肚子，屎跑出肚子

屎跑進去了水，水進到杯子

屎跑進去了肚子，屎跑出肚子
JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Uuughh Oh Fuck!
噢，幹!
AFRICAN WOMAN
Oh no, the prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick
噢不，先知Joseph Smith現在也病了

CHORUS
Shit go in the water, water go in the cup
Cup go to the thirsty, shit go to the stomach
Blood come out the butt, blood go in the water
Water go in the cup, cup go to the tongue
Shit blood in the stomach, shit blood in the mouth
Shit blood on the insides, water come out the butt
屎跑進去了水，水進到杯子

喝水喝到很渴，屎跑進了肚子

血拉出來肚子，血跑進去了水

水進到杯子，杯子碰到舌頭

血屎塞在肚子，血屎碰到嘴巴

血屎塞在裡頭，洪水拉滿褲子

JOSEPH SMITH (AFRICAN MAN)
Brigham Young you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land
Plllllggghh

Brigham Young你得帶著金盤子，帶領摩門到許諾之地

Brigham Young
Desperation, mortality, loss of faith
Iiiiiiiiiiiii got de golden plates (gold plates)
I'm got to lead the people (we head West)
We gotta stick together....

絕望、死亡、失去信心…

我拿到金盤了(金盤子)

我要帶領人們(向西行)

我們要同心其力

AFRICAN WOMAN
Even though their prophet had died, the Mormons stuck together
And helped each other and were really nice to everyone they came across
And then one day the Mormons finally found
Sal Tlay Ka Siti (Sal Tlay Ka Siti)
And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks and were greeted by Jesus
儘管他們的先知死去了，但摩門教齊力斷金

互相幫忙，而且真的對彼此都很友善

終於有一天，他們抵達了

伊安湖城(伊安湖城)

JESUS (AFRICAN MAN)
Welcome Mormons!
Now, let's all have as many babies as we can
And make big Mormon families
摩門教徒們，歡迎

現在，讓我們盡可能的生小孩，壯大摩門家庭吧!

CHORUS
Fuck your woman, fuck your man, this is all part of God's plan
Mormons fuck all that they can
We're in Salt Lake City land
Thank you, thank you but now we are fucking
Thank you, thank you, but God wants us fucking
Thank you, thank you, but get back to fucking
Thank you, thank you, God
幹你的女人、幹妳的男人，這都是上帝的旨意

摩門教徒最愛道相幹

我們現在鹽湖城了

感謝主而我們相幹

感謝主而主要我們相幹

感謝主讓我們再來幹一下

感謝主感謝主
Joseph Smith fuck frog
Brigham Young clit face
Shit come out the butt
Jesus says fuck, fuck
Mormons!

Joseph Smith和性交蛙

Brigham Young和陰蒂臉

屎拉滿褲子

耶穌說幹

幹摩門教徒