Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
You could drive a person crazy,
You could drive a person mad.
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had,
你能讓一個人發瘋
也能讓人發神經
首先要讓這人迷離
才能握在你手裡
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door,
Which could only make a person gladly
Want you even more.
然後讓他傷心流離
門外等你
才能讓人甘願費心
更加愛著你
I could understand a person
if he said to go away
I could understand a person
if he happened to be gay
我能理解一個男人
不喜歡我整天跟
我也想過這個男人
搞不好也愛男人
But worse 'n that,
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
Is crazy,
He's a troubled person,
He's a truly crazy person himself.
但更糟糕
這男人是
玩完女人拍拍屁股不留塵
的神經
他有問題
他根本就是腦袋不清
When a person's personality is personable,
He should not sit like a lump.
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
To try to get you off of your rump.
就算一個人的個性各有各種需求
也不該呆坐原地不動
難度簡直堪比鬥牛士在鬥場鬥牛
只想要讓他展開行動
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish,
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.
一個單身、貼心又性感的迷人男人
簡直滿足眾人所需
但如果他慣性拒絕了所有可能
上鉤的魚如何脫離
Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.
Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.
Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.
敲敲，還有沒有人在家
敲敲，這根本就不公平
敲敲，展現我所有魅力
敲敲，有僵屍在懷裡
All that sweet affection!
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long, O Lord, how long?
Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby,
甜美的感情
錯在哪裡
哪裡沒接上線
天啊還要多久
巴比寶貝巴比巴
You could drive a person buggy,
You could blow a person's cool.
Like you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool.
你能叫人心癢不行
能讓人失去冷靜
別跟人玩抱抱親親
卻又看她們不起
When a person says that you upset her,
That's when you're good.
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should.
如果有人說她生你的氣
不用太畏懼
至少學會人類感情已經
比殭屍了不起
I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed.
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead.
我能諒解一個男人
床上表現很差勁
我也諒解這個男人
或許早就是屍體
Exclusive you!
Elusive you!
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
You're crazy,
You're a lovely person,
You're a moving,
Deeply maladjusted,
Never to be trusted,
Crazy person yourself.
就只有你
搞不懂你
誰才能有天真正地得到你
你神經
又可愛的人
你這幻變
心理嚴重失調
不能被人相信
根本發瘋的人