Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
歡迎來到網路世界
好好看一看
你腦中想得到的奇思異想這裡都存在
我們有成山的創作內容
有些很棒有些很爛
如果這些都不吸引你，你可以自己來
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
歡迎來到網路世界
拿把椅子吃雞排
看看新聞或這張腳的圖片來自各種名媛女孩
先不用慌張
我沒有在測試你
搖頭點頭之後我們會幫你準備好一切
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
歡迎來到網路世界
你有甚麼偏好
看你為公民權利鬥爭還是發歧視推特一則
你快樂、你飢渴
你莫名憤怒暴增
沒關係我們有上萬種方法讓你五感萌生
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
歡迎來到網路世界
所有思緒先放一邊
這是瀝乾義麵的方法
這是死小孩
網路有電影、有醫生、有幻想出的運動
還有一堆彩色鉛筆畫的
哈利波特角色互幹喔吼喔吼
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
歡迎來到網路世界
抓穩了別嚇掉襪子
神秘男子隨時熱心傳來雞雞的樣子
難看又倒胃
但他一直送過來
別假裝你很意外，色鬼其實你喜歡
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
看過人被斬首
受了傷就看心理醫生
卻把孩子照片不停PO送
說出你的所有念頭
散波謠言、網購掃把
傳一則死亡威脅給中年人
用私訊色誘女孩
開Zoom會議或發現有個瘤在你的-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
這是健康早餐建議
你應該幹掉你媽媽
女人不想幹你的原因
製造炸彈的手把手教學
你是哪個顏色的金剛戰士
這裡有個心理測驗
歐巴馬指派移民來幫小孩注射疫苗
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
讓網路來用無時無刻的所有事情來吸引你
所有事情的一點點來無時無刻吸引你
冷漠就是悲劇
無趣該進監獄
所有事情和任何事情到時空窮盡
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
我能不能來用無時無刻的所有事情來吸引你
所有事情的一點點來無時無刻吸引你
冷漠就是悲劇
無趣該進監獄
所有事情和任何事情到時空窮盡
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
其實，事情一開始不是這樣
而且年代並不久遠
在這一代之前
在雙塔倒下之前，大約千禧年
當時還有分類項
旅遊部落格
一兩個聊天室
我們著眼消磨一晚
等著
你，你，不滿足的你
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
媽咪讓你玩她的IPAD
那時你都不到兩歲
我們用它來執行
各種它被設計要達成的任務
現在看看網路，喔
看看你，你，你
停不下來、又離不開眼
時間就是現在
內在就是外在
親愛的，你茁壯成載
如果我們繼續糾纏
誰會知道我們會做出甚麼來
計畫本就如此
世界放在手心
哈哈哈
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
讓網路來用無時無刻的所有事情來吸引你
所有事情的一點點來無時無刻吸引你
冷漠就是悲劇
無趣該進監獄
所有事情和任何事情到時空窮盡
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
讓網路來用無時無刻的所有事情來吸引你
所有事情的一點點來無時無刻吸引你
冷漠就是悲劇
無趣該進監獄
所有事情和任何事情
所有事情和任何事情
所有事情和任何事情到時空窮盡
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