You want a guy that's sweet
A guy that's tough
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends
Without being attracted to any of them
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy
A half good half bad half boy
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
Well guess what
你期待一個貼心的男孩
堅強的男孩
女性主義者還會搶著付帳單的男孩
那種跟妳姐妹都處的來
但又不被任何人吸引的男孩
好男孩，壞男孩，一個好的壞男孩
一半好一半壞一半男孩
溫柔愛妳兄弟的好情人還會週末打給媽媽的男孩
妳會想這種男孩或許只會出現幻想裡
妳猜怎麼?
You're right
妳對極了
If you want love
Lower your expectations a few
Cause Prince Charming would never settle for you
If you want love
Just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet
Say fuck it, sweep me off them
如果妳想愛
稍微降低妳的一點期待
因為白馬王子怎麼可能遷就於妳
如果妳想愛
就挑個男孩好好來愛
如果那個人剛好戀腳
管他，妳就雙腳贊成
You want a girl that's nice
A girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
A brand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
She's real
But last week
你想要個善良的女孩
一個不在意自己外表
卻自然火辣的女孩
一個能讓你在兄弟前顯擺的女孩
喜歡你喜歡的電影又捧場你所有笑話的女孩
真女孩、正女孩、真正正的女孩
真真正正全新亮麗像芭比的女孩
會費心討好你又沒得失心的女孩
不會利用你除非是要幫她喉嚨搔癢
你會想這種女孩或許只會出現幻想裡
她存在但上週
She died
死了
If you want love
Lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
If you want love
Just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the
Girl you love decline the offer
如果你想愛
大幅降低你的過多期待
別以為你的老二是贈禮我保證不是
如果你想愛
就挑個女孩好好來愛
掏出老二讓你愛的女孩
有機會拒絕
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
Cause I won't settle for less
Than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
Perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know
I don't deserve it
我不想要懶鬼或潔癖狂
或不修邊幅或沒前途的對象
因為我從不退讓
好啊很棒
我們都想要完美的小孩完美人生
完美老公或是完美嬌妻
但打從內心我們知道
自己不值得
But
但
We all deserve love
Even on the days when we aren't our best
Cause we all suck
But love can make us suck less
We all deserve love
It's the very best part of being alive
And I would know
I'm almost twenty five
我們都值得愛
即便是在我們表現不佳的日子
因為我們都一樣爛
但愛能幫我們稍微不爛一點
我們都值得愛
這就是活著最棒的事
相信我
我都快二十五歲了
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