【Q大道】 I Wish I Could Go Back to College 重回大學

KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
我希望我能夠重回大學
當時的人生是如此單純

NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
我要怎麼做才能夠回到
有每周菜單的大學宿舍

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
我希望我能夠重回大學
在大學你知道自己是誰
坐在死黨之間然後想像
天啊我一定會最有成就


ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
我如何才能夠重回大學?
我已不再知道自己是誰

PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...
我想要回到自己的宿舍
看到門上留言板的留言
噢，我希望能翹一堂課
NICKY:
Or get into a play…
或者是去參加一場演出

KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
或者是重新選我的主修

PRINCETON:
Or fuck my T.A.
又或者是去跟助教幹炮

ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
我需要輔導員指引方向
我們能坐在電腦中心裡
半夜四點趕到期的報告
幹譙當初怎沒早點開始
然後發現全班都陪著你

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
我希望我能夠重回大學

ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
我如何才能夠重回大學?

PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
我希望能再拿相機照相

NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
但如果我能夠重回大學
看起來一定是一副衰樣
我應該會走過人群之間
然後想著「天啊，

ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
這些小鬼怎麼那麼年輕」