Brian:
Princeton!
普林斯頓!
Princeton:
Yeah.
嗯?
Brian:
Listen, buddy,
nobody’s seen ya for two weeks.
What’s up with that?
聽著，兄弟，大家兩個禮拜沒看到你了
發生甚麼事?
Princeton:
I went to work for a
temp agency, and they
fired me for being
too depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my
cards, I’m two months behind
in rent, I totally
messed up my personal life.
Oh, and Brian - I
still haven’t found my purpose!
我去派遣公司上班
但是因為我在電話中聽起來太沮喪
所以被開除了
卡都刷爆了、兩個月房租沒交
我整個人生都被我搞垮了
噢，還有，布萊恩
我還沒找到目標
Brian:
All right. Get off
your ass and stop worrying!
Everyone’s getting
together to mess around the city today.
好啦，挪動你的屁股，停止抱怨
大家今天都要去城裡逛逛
Princeton:
Have fun!
玩得愉快
Brian:
When I say everyone,
that includes you!
當我說大家的時候，意思是你也要去
There is life
outside your apartment.
I know it’s hard to
conceive.
But there’s life
outside your apartment.
And you’re only
gonna see it if you leave.
人生就在你的公寓外
我知道這並不好接受
但你公寓外有個人生
你得出門才能夠看見
There is cool shit
to do,
But it can’t come to
you,
And who knows, dude
You might even
score!
很多很酷的鳥事能做
但是它們不會找上你
而且誰知道啊，老兄
或許你還會找到豔遇
There is life
outside your apartment.
But you gotta open
the door!
人生就在你的公寓外
但你得先開門往外走
Princeton:
No, thanks, I’m
staying in!
不謝謝，我要待家裡
Brian:
Don’t tell me I
gotta force you.
別說我我得用蠻力喔
Princeton:
Sorry!
抱歉
Brian:
All right, everyone!
He’s resisting!
好吧，大家，他在反抗
All but Princeton:
There is life
outside...
There is life
outside...
There is life
outside...
There is life
outside your apartment!
There’s a pigeon
Squashed on the
street.
人生就在
人生就在
人生就在
人生就在你的公寓外
還有隻被壓扁的鴿子
Christmas Eve:
Ew.
唉呦~
Brian:
There’s a girl
passing by
有個辣妹剛剛才走過
Nicky:
No I think it’s a
guy
不我覺得那個是男生
All but Princeton:
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to
eat!
看那有個可憐流浪漢
只想買些東西來果腹
Sorry, can’t help
you.
抱歉，幫不了你
We could go to the
zoo!
我們能一起去看動物
Trekkie Monster:
Pick up girls at
NYU!
或是去大學搭訕妹妹
Brian:
We could sit in the
park smoking pot!
我們能在公園哈大麻
Christmas Eve:
Or not.
或者是可以不這樣做
All but Princeton:
There is life
outside your apartment.
人生就在你的公寓外
Princeton:
Well, I guess I’ll
give it a shot.
好吧我想我能試試看
All:
There is life
outside your apartment.
I know -
There is life
outside your apartment.
人生就在你的公寓外
我知道
人生就在你的公寓外
Voice #1:
I’m gonna jump!
我要跳了喔!
All:
Don’t do it!
不要!
Voice #1:
Okay.
好的
All:
There is cool shit
to do
But it can’t come to
you
So come on -
很多很酷的鳥事能做
但是它們不會找上你
所以來吧
Voice #2:
Get out of the way
asshole!
別擋路啦混蛋
Princeton:
Fuck you!
去你的
All:
There is life
outside your apartment.
Oh, you never know
What’s around the
bend.
You could win the
lotto
Or make a friend...
人生就在你的公寓外
噢你永遠不會先知道
接著會有甚麼瘋狂事
你可能會贏下樂透彩
或者交個新朋友
Guys:
Take her home to see
your apartment!
帶她來看看你的公寓!
Lucy:
Do you wanna feel
special?
I can see that you
do.
Well, I can make you
feel
Special.
If you let me feel
you.
想讓自己感覺特別嗎?
我能看出來你有多想
我能夠讓你感覺特別
如果你先讓我感覺你
Guys:
She’ll feel you!
她會去感覺你!
Lucy:
Where’s your pad?
你的房子在哪兒?
Princeton:
Not too far.
滿近的
Guys:
We could call you a
car.
我們能幫你叫計程車
Princeton:
We’ll be fine, thank
you! See ya!
沒關係，謝謝，掰掰
Christmas Eve:
Hope you don’t get
gonorrhea!
希望你不要得性病啊
All:
There is life
outside your apartment.
人生就在你的公寓外
Princeton/Lucy:
But now it’s time to
go home.
但現在是時候回家了
All:
There is life
outside your apartment.
人生就在你的公寓外
Trekkie Monster:
Me going home now.
我要回家了
Princeton/Lucy:
It’s time to go
home!
現在是時候回家了
Trekkie Monster:
That’s where me
gonna go!
那是我們的目的地
Lucy:
I can make you feel
special
我能讓你感覺特別
Trekkie Monster:
That’s where me
gonna go!
那是我們的目的地
All:
There is life
outside your apartment.
人生就在你的公寓外
Trekkie Monster:
Me going home now,
That’s where me
gonna go!
我要回家了
那是我們的目的地
Princeton/Lucy:
But now it’s time to
go home
現在是時候回家了
Trekkie Monster:
For porn!
回家看A片
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