KATE
The internet is really really great
網路真是好用
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
用來看A片
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
我有很快的線路所以都不用等
TREKKIE
For porn
載A片
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
啥?
網路上一堆新架的網站
TREKKIE
For porn!
都是A片網
KATE
I browse all day and night
我日日夜夜都在用它
TREKKIE
For porn!
看A片
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
我用好像光速在瀏覽
TREKKIE
For porn!
各種A片
KATE
Trekkie!
脆奇!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
上網就是要看A片
KATE
Trekkie!
脆奇!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
上網就是要看A片
KATE
What are you doing!?
你在說甚麼啦
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
不然你以為幹嘛要網路
都是為了A片、A片、還有A片
KATE
Treee—kkie!
脆!奇!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
噢嗨，怪獸凱特
KATE
You are ruining my song
你把我的歌都破壞掉了
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
噢，抱歉，不是故意的
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
那麼你能不能安靜個一分鐘讓我結束我的歌?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
不介意
KATE
Good
很好
I’m glad we have this new technology
我很慶幸我們有這項科技
TREKKIE
For porn
用來看A片
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
讓我們能夠
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
看A-噢，抱歉
KATE
Right from you own desktop
就在你的桌面上
TREKKIE
For ---
有一堆-
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
你能隨意瀏覽
然後買到手軟
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!
再來看A片!
KATE
Trekkie!
脆奇!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
上網就是要看A片
KATE
Noooo
才不是
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
上網就是要看A片
KATE
Trekkie
脆奇!
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
整夜輾轉、連網纏綿
A片、A片、還是A片
KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
噁心，你真變態
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
啊，稱號只是浮雲而已，怪獸凱特
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
不，你真的變態
正常人才不會坐在家裡
然後上網看A片
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
噢?
KATE
What?!
怎樣啦?
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
你真的是太天真了
正常人!準備好了嗎?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
準備好了。好了。好了
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
說出來!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
上網就是要看A片
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
抱歉，凱特
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
上網就是要看A片
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
我自慰!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
男人們拉下拉鍊
來看A片、A片、A片
KATE
The internet is not for porn!!
上網才不是要看A片
TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---
A片、A片、A~
KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
暫停!
我知道事實上，小羅，你會上網看股票和投資
ROB
That’s correct.
沒錯
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
布萊恩，你會在亞馬遜買東西
BRIAN
Sure!
是!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
蓋瑞，你會在EBAY上賣你的東西
GARY
Yes I do!
我會
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
然後普林斯頓，你還寄給我那張甜蜜的生日賀卡
PRINCETON
True!
沒錯
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
噢，但是凱特
你覺得他寄完卡片給妳後，都做了些甚麼
PRINCETON
. .yeah
...恩
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
哎呦~!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
上網就是要看A片
KATE
Gross!
噁心!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
上網就是要看A片
KATE
I hate porn
我恨A片
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
握著老二，點著滑鼠
KATE
I hate you men!
我恨男人!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
A片~A片~A片~
A片~A片~A片~A片~
KATE
I’m leaving!
我要走了!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
A片~A片~A片~
A片~A片~A片~A片~
KATE
I hate the internet!
我討厭網路!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
A片~A片~A片~
TREKKIEThe internet is for
上網就是要
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
上網就是要
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
上網就是要看A片!
TREKKIE
YEAH!
耶!
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