JOANNE:
It's the little things you do together,
Do together,
Do together,
That make perfect relationships.
The hobbies you pursue together,
Savings you accrue together,
Looks you misconstrue together,
That make marriage a joy.
那些兩人一起做的小事
幹出的好事
忘掉的雜事
才是感情完美形式
那些兩人一起找的樂子
努力存下些微銀子
互相認錯彼此舊識
婚姻才會有趣
M-hm...
恩
It's the little things you share together,
Swear together,
Wear together,
That make perfect relationships.
The concerts you enjoy together,
Neighbors you annoy together,
Children you destroy together,
That keep marriage intact.
那些兩人一起分享的事
咒罵的鳥事
忍耐的瑣事
才是感情完美形式
那些兩人一起去的場子
意外惹火社區人士
徹底寵壞自己孩子
婚姻才會健康
It's not so hard to be married
When two manoeuver as one.
It's not so hard to be married,
And, Jesus Christ, is it fun!
結婚不是一件難事
只要能先有共識
結婚不是一件難事
相反它有趣到死
It's sharing little winks together,
Drinks together,
Kinks together,
That make marriage a joy.
The bargains that you shop together,
Cigarettes you stop together,
Clothing that you swap together,
That make perfect relationships.
那些不用說就懂的句子
喝掉的瓶子
猥褻的姿勢
才讓婚姻有趣
都是買不完的肥皂廁紙
一起戒菸痛苦日子
偷偷交換內衣褲子
感情才叫貨真價實
Uh-huh...
M-hm...
呃呃
恩恩
FRIENDS:
It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that
Allows you to get through the worst.
It's "I do" and "you don't" and "nobody said that"
And "who brought the subject up first?"
這不是求神問卜就能事先準備
一起度過的難事
而是「好的」「不准」和「誰又會知道」
還有「你講過了八百次」
It's the little things,
The little things, the little things, the little things.
這都是些小事
是些小事、是些小事、是些小事
The little ways you try together,
Cry together,
Lie together,
That make perfect relationships.
Becoming a cliche together,
Growing old and grey together,
Withering away together,
That make marriage a joy.
那些兩人一起做的嘗試
哭乾的面紙
互相當騙子
感情才叫貨真價實
等你老到變不出新法子
一起長出灰白髮絲
乾燥枯萎最後消失
婚姻才會有趣
It's not so hard to be married,
It's much the simplest of crimes.
It's not so hard to be married--
JOANNE:
I've done it three or four times.
結婚不是一件難事
跟犯罪一樣簡單
結婚不是一件難事
我都結了三四次
FRIENDS:
It's the people that you hate together,
Bait together,
Date together,
That make marriage a joy.
It's things like using force together,
Shouting till you're hoarse together,
Getting a divorce together,
That make perfect relationships.
那些兩人一起恨的名字
引誘的同事
3P的位置
婚姻才會有趣
那些強迫彼此接受的事
彼此嘶吼直到喪志
一起決心離婚簽字
感情才叫貨真價實
Uh-huh...
Kiss-kiss...
M-hm...
哦呃
親親
恩恩